~secret handshakes. :3

ANTI SJ vs ELF

Anti: The can’t sing.
ELF: Then sing for me. I’ll judge if you’re any better.

Anti: They are ugly.
ELF: Show yourself and I’ll compare your face to SJ’s. Let’s see whose got a better face.

Anti: They can’t dance.
ELF: Dance one SUPER JUNIOR dance in front of me first before talking.

Anti: They are gays. They always hug and kiss.
ELF: They appreciate each other like no other, like family. It’s cause you probably have no family that loves you, that hugs you, that kisses you. That will be there for you to tell you “It’s okay” despite peoples negativity towards you.

Anti: They are too old to be idols.
ELF: IDOL means someone who is worth idolizing. Someone who has a good image, someone who works hard and shows the youth something good. Idol does not mean: Teens who sing and dance on stage.

Anti: They act cute when they are already too old!
ELF: Do they look old to you? Are they the only ones who do that? It’s cause they are a child at heart, living in happiness, ignoring bitches like you.

Anti: They look stupid!
ELF: Try facing the mirror, you’ll see much worse. And, compared to you KYUHYUN’s a genius.

Anti: ELF are rude!
ELF: Slap a sleeping lion and what do you think it’ll do? We act this way because of anti’s, what else?

Anti: Their songs are stupid and repetitive.
ELF: Try listening to their ballads. Also, they are not the only artist like that, they also don’t write their main comeback songs, but mostly right meaningful ballads for their ELF.

Anti: They suck at live.
ELF: True. It’s cause their humans and get breathless. They were not trained by SM like DBSK. They were trained for the sole purpose of being a dance group, while DBSK was trained to become an A Capella group. So they focus a lot on dancing. But they sing ballad too >:))